Talk about having the surprise of your life.

These are one of the many keywords if you want to reach my blog through AOL Search (even though my guards are always up, I actually blanched after seeing these words):

girls + wit + boobs

Very wrong.
You be the judge.

"Tell me, is it so bad to want something? Does it piss you off whenever I'm trying to enjoy the moment? Does it trigger your angst each time I am happy?"

"Hey, we all have our own things." - skimpily clad angel stripper (Jenna Elfman), Can't Hardly Wait